Wednesday, December 18, 2013

writing as a gift


Dear Carissa,
I know how much you like cute boys and cats so I put a bunch of animals and Ian Somerholder on the envelope thing, so I hope you enjoy it. We’ve been friends since the second half of 5th grade, which makes it about 8 years now that we have been besties. There is so much that we’ve done and much of it would be inappropriate to include in this letter but you know what happened, and it’s all definitely what made how I am today. Which is why I’m an awful person; but all in all I’m actually pretty happy that we were able to stay close friends for so long and I enjoy the time that we spend together. And the thing I think that I love most about our friendship is how we respect each other, and that we are so entirely different from one another. We aren’t those friends that you see that are basically the same person which makes me really happy. I just hope we will be able to maintain a friendship past high school and college (so we should definitely get an apartment in a couple years after OTC. We can smoke hookah and drink out of fine wine glasses and have raging Netflix parties because we can’t have real parties because we don’t have any other friends.) You have no idea how much that idea makes me excited except that I’ll probably just be watching star trek half the time on my computer so hopefully we won’t become too overwhelmingly tired of one another. All in all you probably won’t ever be able to get rid of me ever. Even when were old as hell ill still always find some way to contact you whether it be through phone or text, or me breaking into your house and kidnapping you I’ll always be around. This is not a friendship I’m willing to give up on, unless you kill my family or something.
                                                                                                                                Merry Christmas bb,
                                                                                                                                From Desiree bb

(Writing) about a boy

“I am not a sheep.”
Me neither.
Sheep have four legs while I have two. Sheep have hooves while I have hands. Sheep give wool whereas I do not. I am not a sheep because I’m not white. If anything I refuse to be herded anywhere and eat grass from the plains and go “baaa” for if I did I can surely assure you that I would be put in the loony bin, and I wouldn’t  be here writing why I am not a sheep. It should be pretty obvious after all. The biological make up of a sheep is very different compared to a human, yes we both have blood and a heart and the hearts are very similar and all, both having left and right atriums and ventricles and valves and what not pumping blood throughout the body because our blood wouldn’t be able to do it by itself because of this lovely thing called gravity. But more to the point I can assure you I am not a sheep because look at my face with my fur and my oblong eyes, and my snout with my mane of wool around my body and my four hooves; oh wait…. So I might be a little bit like a sheep.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

12/2

12 places i would take 2 people to
  • i would go to London with Carissa and Benedict Cumberbatch because carissa is my best friend and benedict lives there already so he could give us a personal tour and we could look at his beautiful eyes all day long.
  • i would go to Mars with my friends ally girton and simin wu because they know a lot about mars and i think they would really enjoy it.
  • i would go to hogwarts castle with my cousins ally and shawn because we all grew up together loving harry potter.
  • i would also go home with my parents cause they feed me and i can sleep a lot there
  • i would go to the hungar games arena with trevor cobb and jared draper so we could all kill eachother cause what else are friends for?
  • i would then travel to comic con with carissa and my cousin ally
  • then i would take a small detour to hell with jensen ackles and jared padaleki  because they've been there a few times and know their way around.
  • then id go to disney world with my cousin ally and shawn
  • i would then travel to see the ball dro in new york city with my mom and dad
  • once im 21 i'll travel to vegas with my grandparents on my dad's side because they really like it there and i enjoy spending time with them
  • i would travel to skyrim with andy and carissa because it would be scary and having my closest friends readily to use as a shield would be fantastic.
  • lastly i would go to heaven with Jesus and baby Jesus because god bless.
12 actors and two movies/tv shows they were great in:
  • Benedict Cumberbatch: Sherlock, Star Trek
  • Jensen Ackles: Supernatural, the Days of our Lives
  • Jared Padalecki: Supernatural, Gilmore Girls
  • Martin Freeman: Sherlock, The Hobbit
  • David Tennant: Doctor Who, Harry Potter
  • Misha Collins: Supernatural, Girl, Interrupted
  • Lauren Cohan: The Walking Dead, Supernatural
  • John Barrowman: Doctor Who, Torchwood
  • Elijah wood: Lord of the rings, spy kids
  • Orlando Bloom: Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean
  • Johnny Depp: Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeny Todd
  • Helena Bonham Carter: Harry Potter, Sweeny Todd
  • Chris Pine: Star Trek, Princess Diaries
  • Zachary Quinto: American Horror story, Star Trek
  • Robert Pattison: Harry Potter, Water for Elephants